The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
PACO-PACO JUNIOR!
Your Highness. It's time to wake up.
Excuse me, Your Highness.
It's time to wake up.
Your Highness!
The empress turned into a tanuki?
No, forget that! She's gone!
Captain! Captain, we're coming in!
What's up?! What is it?!
Mornin'...
That was a great party last night, guys.
What, you overslept again?
Oh, Captain, can we have our tape ba...
Good morning, Paco-Paco.
Oh, Azalyn. Good morning.
Captain!
C'mon, I said it's nothing to get so upset about.
Captain, do you realize where we are?!
Besides, that girl's the empress of an enemy nation!
But she said she was too scared to sleep by herself.
Have you forgotten your position?!
That's a bad example to set for your crew!
According to article 13, paragraph 7...
...of the United Planets Space Force regulations...
...she is to be held prisoner for a period of 24 hours!
And Azalyn said she didn't want to be.
And look what's happened because of it!
Something bad happened?
You there! What's the meaning of leaving me all alone?!
Where's Paco-Paco?! Is he in there?
Uh, no, that is...
He is, isn't he?
Uh...
Captain!
We'll have to turn her over.
The empress!
If this continues, we'll have to turn Goza the 16th...
...over to the UPSF high command!
Yuriko, hold on.
I will.
So will I.
They're planning to separate Paco-Paco and me!
Then let's try this.
As captain, I'll take responsibility for watching over Azalyn's actions.
That's what worries us.
And, even if she says she's too scared to sleep alone...
...you won't let her in?
I can’t just ignore it when a girl's in trouble.
What the hell is your problem?!
But...
I'm shocked beyond words! Saddened beyond tears!
I guess we'll just have to turn her over to the...
I won't leave!
Azalyn!
I'm not leaving this ship!
That's not up to you!
I can't leave!
Because... Because...
Because, inside of me...
...is Paco-Paco's child! Right, Paco-Paco?
The... The empress is carrying...
...the captain's child!
Paco-Paco?
Oh, my...
Quiet! Quiet, all of you!
So long as we allow Her Imperial Highness...
...to remain a prisoner, we endanger not only her life...
...but the existence of the Holy Raalgon Empire!
As soon as our reconnaissance fleet finishes its probe of the enemy...
...we must rally all our forces and rescue Her Highness!
Wang, you devil...
Rescue her?
We have to stop Wang's disgusting ambitions.
And the only way to do that...
...is to bring the empress safely back here ourselves.
I realize how dangerous it'll be.
The odds of getting her back are almost zero.
But there are no other options left for us!
Will you do it, Dom?
For Her Highness' sake...
It can't be true! It was only one night!
You can't be pregnant after only one night!
For humans, yes.
But that girl's a Raalgon...
...and only a Raalgon knows how a Raalgon works.
Sorry, sir, I'm an android, so I really don't know about that.
And as for it being one night...
...the captain has been the Raalgons' prisoner for a while.
He's probably had more chances than just last night.
Anyway, you shouldn't worry so much about whether he did or he didn't.
Not that you ever listen to me.
I may be an android, but I've learned what it's like...
...to love someone, so I know how painful it is for the empress.
How painful it is.
Wonder if it's growing up well?
I hear the carotinoids in petite tomatoes...
...are good for your eyes and build strong bones, too.
Maybe I should give some to the empress.
I don't think that's the real problem here.
Exactly.
I've been impressed by everything the captain's done.
But to go this far...
So, he turns out to be a typical male, huh?
Our lives are depending on that "typical male."
If we don't all do our jobs properly, we're dead for sure.
Exactly.
Are your brain circuits fried?!
Totally normal, actually.
Isn't it normal to be glad for a girl who's pregnant?
The girl happens to be the empress of an enemy nation!
What's normal about that?!
Doesn't the captain have any morals? We're not clowns, you know!
You're just too shy, Mr. Kojiro.
And that really appeals to a girl's heart.
H- Hey! Get away from me! Not so close!
Not many on the boys' side, huh?
But don't you get the feeling that the captain's kid'll be a girl?
Gotta hand it to the captain, you know?
I'm feeling closer to him more and more.
Yeah, he just impresses the hell out of me.
You idiots!
I'm sick of sitting here listening to all of you...
...arguing about whether it's gonna be a girl or a boy!
Why don't you take a shot at it, Sarge?
You morons!
What'd you do that for?!
M-M-My knife!
Don't you get it?! Tylor's the captain!
Exactly! That idiot forgot his position on this ship!
Should've controlled himself.
So why take it out on my knife?!
A real knife's wasted on somebody who just uses it for petty gambling.
A toy knife's good enough for that!
If you say that, you'd better say your prayers, too, Sarge.
Let's do it...
Allow me to lead the force to rescue Her Highness, sir.
I shall bring her safely back even if it costs me my life.
Captain Dom?
But our opponent would be Tylor...
Paco-Paco, what's this?
A yo-yo.
And this?
A cup and ball game.
And this?
Booze.
You've a lot of strange things here, Paco-Paco.
So, what should we name it?
The baby's name, I mean.
Um, I'm not sure...
Since it's our child, it should be a combination of our names...
Azapaco! Wait, that sounds a little weird.
Okay, how do you like Pacolyn?
P- Pacolyn... That wouldn't be a bad name.
Let's see if I can't think of a better one, though.
Wonder if it'll be a boy or a girl?
Paco-Paco? What's this?
What's wrong, Paco-Paco?!
Uh, it's nothing!
Paco-Paco, are you hiding something from me?!
I happen to be carrying your child!
We shouldn't have any secrets. Now tell me what it is!
Tell me what it is!
Well, for you, Azalyn, I'll make an exception and tell you.
Well, nobody else knows about this box, okay?
Uh-huh.
It can instantly make the Soyokaze go...
KA-BLAM!
It's a super high-powered bomb for blowing the ship up.
It... It is?! Why didn't you say so?!
Just kidding!
Just kidding?
Paco-Paco!
You scared me! I really believed you.
I'm sure you were scared.
You're good at making up jokes, Paco-Paco.
Oh, you're pretty good at making stuff up, too, Azalyn.
Huh? Is it nighttime already?
But I'm not sleepy.
Commander.
What are we doing here?
Why are we fighting? Who is our enemy?
It's getting harder and harder for me to know.
What?!
I mean, we're in a state of war...
...and have gotten ourselves into a completely bizarre situation.
If headquarters learns what's happening here...
...they could accuse us of treason and we'll end up...
...being fired upon by UPSF ships.
And there's the Raalgon! I'm sure they'll attack us...
...to try and rescue their empress!
No matter how it plays out, it's just a matter of time...
...before we end up blown to space dust!
What a shameful end for a soldier to have to come to!
And it's all because our captain is a complete moron!
How could I have let him get away with this?!
That came from the hangar!
An attack? We're under attack!
Under attack?
We're under attack?!
What happened?!
The Marines just suddenly blew the door down and rushed in here.
There was no time to stop them!
Then Mr. Kojiro's Ranpu got caught in the middle of it...
...and ended up like this.
I wish they could settle their problems in their own room!
He just finished waxing it, too!
Poor Mr. Kojiro.
But at least they didn't touch our Shinryus.
Right?
For crying out loud... For crying out loud!
It's always us who cleans up after them!
I know it's our job to fix these things...
...but this is just ridiculous!
But why would your own people fight each other?
Well, we were arguing about whether the captain's kid...
...was gonna be a boy or a girl.
No, we weren't!
Anyway, get started on cleaning this up right away.
Christ! You've really gone and done it, Captain!
Don't you understand, Your Highness?
Some carelessly chosen words...
...can have a big impact on other peoples' hearts.
Considering who you are, your position, and who you talk to...
...you should be more careful about what you say.
Even if you say something you really don't mean...
...it could still have a big effect on other people.
Are you implying this is my fault? I've done nothing wrong!
This isn't a question of right or wrong.
It's a question of your good judgment, Highness.
Helm systems check out.
All that's left is to get auxiliary power...
...back in the engine room. How are you doing?
Communications and sensor systems: green to go!
God, what were those idiots thinking?
Yeah, never a dull moment around here... Hold it!
Attention, all hands!
Enemy ships closing! Enemy ships closing!
All hands, report to stations! Enemy ships closing!
We're within firing range of the enemy vessel.
Shall we engage?
Not so fast.
But...
Just wait.
Holy... They sure sent a lot of ships to pick Azalyn up.
I don't want to go back yet.
Enemy ships have halted. No signs of offensive movement.
Don't let your guard down. Make ready to attack.
We can't.
Didn't you know that fight before knocked out auxiliary power?
We can't use the main guns until the repairs are finished.
And we can't launch any fighters, so we're basically helpless.
And whose fault is that?! Whose?
Now, now, no use crying over spilt milk.
Exactly. I'll just order them not to attack.
Don't worry.
That's not what I meant!
Paco-Paco?
I'm trying to make you both see that...
...as a captain or as an empress, what you do or say...
...has a great effect on a lot of people!
It's fine that you're both good friends.
But if the teamwork needed to run a ship...
...isn't to come from military discipline...
...then it has to come from each crewman's individual aspirations.
Both of you are leaders with a lot of people behind you...
...who are ready to do their duty and even die for you!
Unless you understand that what you say...
...can send them to the front lines, they'll die meaningless deaths!
How dare you! Who are you to lecture me?!
My orders are absolute!
As an empress, what you do or say...
...has a great effect on a lot of people!
Unless you understand that what you say...
...can send them to the front lines, they'll die meaningless deaths!
Get away from my bruise!
Sorry, sorry.
Pretty poor excuse for a Marine to cry over that little thing.
What?!
Let's do it.
Stop it!
Don't fight! I command you!
Both of you are leaders with a lot of people behind you...
...who are ready to do their duty and even die for you!
Okay, now swing it 3 meters to the right and lower it till I say stop!
No, right! RIGHT!
As an empress, what you do or say...
...has a great effect on a lot of people!
What are they planning?
We'll just have to wait.
Hey, why don't we try getting a little closer?
If they think we're moving against them, they'll fire!
We'll be fine.
No!
C'mon.
No.
Jeez, everyone's totally changed since yesterday.
May I?
Oh, uh, sure.
All of you, listen to me!
Listen to me very carefully.
I... I, Goza the 16th...
The truth is...
I'm not carrying Paco-Paco's child!
It was a joke! Please, just forget it!
And I don't want you fighting among yourselves anymore!
The empress commands... I mean, your friend Azalyn wishes it.
Under no circumstances will you fight among yourselves!
I'm leaving!
I'm returning to Raalgon!
Really?
I'm leaving!
But, but, you're our prisoner...
If Azalyn says she wants to go home, then she's going home.
Captain!
Right, Yuriko?
Just as Paco-Paco has many important things to do...
...I have many important things to do as well.
I hope we can enjoy ourselves together again sometime.
I miss you already.
Must we continue to wait?
Okay, all set!
All of you... Forgive the trouble I caused you.
It was fun, Your Highness!
Come back and party with us again!
Thank you!
Paco-Paco?
Yeah?
It was fun.
For me, too.
Take care of Paco-Paco for me, won't you?
Uh, right.
Then farewell, all of you.
All hands to stations!
Aye!
Captain, the enemy vessel seems to be readying for an attack.
It's launched an unidentified type of craft.
Damn, some sort of diversion? Initiate rescue operation at once!
Squad one, move out!
Wait!
Highness...
Her Highness is safe! Launch an attack on the enemy vessel!
Belay that. Our objective was the rescue of the empress.
That objective has been achieved.
Highness!
Ah, Wang.
I've been so worried! I'm grateful beyond words...
...that you've been returned to us unharmed!
I see.
You are all right, I pray?
Oh, quite.
I'm just carrying Paco-Paco's child.
Oh, really?! Then may I congratulate you on...
YOU... YOU'RE WHAT?!!
H- Highness! Oh, this is terrible!
An emergency council meeting! Call a meeting now!
Y- Yes, sir!
Just kidding.
Her Highness just made a joke. A very crude one, at that.
This is going to cause some excitement.
It's nothing to laugh at!
Yes, sir.
Tylor...
Paco-Paco... I think you must be the happiest man in space.
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor Next Episode
Dead flowers may be pretty, but not as pretty as live ones.
As Tylor climbs the hill of Golgotha, what will his fate be?
Next time, "Force of One."
Watch for it.
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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